[null and void]

His first job was at the Baskin-Robbins ice cream shop at King and Punahou streets, and he has said he's "never liked ice cream since."

Is nothing we "know" about him true?

Is there no detail, no matter how trivial, that isn't a lie?

[wideawake]

Good point. Guy seems to stop off for ice cream everywhere he goes.

[The Comedian]

His first job was at the Baskin-Robbins ice cream shop at King and Punahou streets, and he has said he's "never liked ice cream since."

Is nothing we "know" about him true?

Is there no detail, no matter how trivial, that isn't a lie?

Yeah, I caught that too. Amazing.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.