[unixfox]

•Nobody ever robs restaurants. Bars, liquor stores, gas stations... you get your head blown off sticking up one of them. Restaurants on the other hand, you catch with their pants down. They're not expecting to get robbed. Not as expectant anyway.

[ErnBatavia]

Willie Brown once wrote about Oakland.....if you’re dining out there, be sure and order the soup - that way you’ve got someplace to hide your jewelry when the place gets robbed.