[diogenes ghost]

"All loose dogs are generally deemed to chase deer or moose. Sorry to rain on your parade."

You cite relevant regulations for everything EXCEPT THAT STATEMENT.

You will not find a single game warden, anywhere, who would support that statement.

So don't attempt to rain on a parade by pissing down a leg.

[triumphant values]

You will not find a single game warden, anywhere, who would support that statement.

Every game warden in the state of Vermont, all 29 of them, has their home phone number on the state website. I guess we could call and ask.

So don't attempt to rain on a parade by pissing down a leg.

He's trying, but the smell gives it away.