[The Comedian]

And every attendee who cries will be issued a Chia Obama, so that their tears may cause this unifying figure to thrive...

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Calm_Cool_and_Elected]

OMG - I got one of the “determined” Obama chia pets at a White Elephant Gift Exchange! I couldn’t get rid of it!