Was chatting about the Suez Canal security situation.
Here’s what we came up with,
Steal 5 full size dumptrucks and one front loader. Fill the dumptrucks up with 15 tons of boulders. Drive the 5 dumptrucks to one of the maintenance access ramps then along the levee, and drive them all into the canal at the same location.
The canal would be shut down for unknown amount of time as the Army sources winches and transportation for the winches to the locations of approximately 95 tons of boulders and heavy dumptrucks in the canal.
Would take less than a night to fill the trucks if they had access to a quarry... there are abandoned quarries that are decades and millenniums old along the canal zone.
Could be done with as little as 6 men, with one knowing how to use a front loader and then driving the getaway vehicle, and 5 knowing how to drive a commercial dumptruck.
Meanwhile back at the gas station...Obama gas lines.