LIGHTEN UP FRANCIS
Posted on 01/30/2011 5:43:32 AM PST by reaganaut1
So you’re saying cows are as smart as people?
The add works because everyone, well most everyone, knows that cows are not as smart as people - hence the poor spelling.
Down with bovine illiteracy! Oh, wait a minute, that’s speciesist.
Just consider it Ebovics and celebrate the diversity.
No, I’m saying children who see the ads may think that “mor” is the correct spelling for “more” or that “chickn” is the correct spelling for “chicken” because they are flooded with ads from Chick-fil-A. Cows are not the target audience of the ad campaign, young people are.
lol...some yankees are so stupid they get to write for the New York Times
aside from some hot chicken sandwich joints like Marys or Prince's in Nashville and elsewhere...southerners eat chicken fried (skin or no skin)with rice or mashed potatoes and both with gravy for a sit down meal
we also eat chicken BBQ with skin on and darkly cooked..crispy with a varyingly sweet sauce
Fried chicken sandwich is fastfood silly girl.
hard to fathom but we also eat chicken grilled on salads....even with balsamic vinagrette on the side and croutons and sun dried maters and fancy olives and foo foo lettuce that we bought in a pretty containers with hydroponic roots still on it for 5.99....can u believe that?...with our fingers of course and barefoot right after sex with our cousin..behind the house trailer with the pitbulls out front and fighting cock houses dotting the back "yard"....muscle car on blocks..snot running from the kids noses....you get the drift
but the bottom line is real Southerners....you know where you are...a gerrymandered area from West Virginia to Clewiston Florida and Amarillo to Savannah...they chicken.....GIZZARDS baby....breasts are for something else entirely
I agree. If the government is going to infringe on one business' right to refuse to service one group of people, then it should be sanctioning every business for doing the same thing.
One minor problem though... would you want to stay at such a hotel? :)
My little one laughs at the dumb cows.
Then again, when we’re driving down the road and see a herd of cows out in a filed I ask her “What do you see?” Her Reply? “Steaks”.
It’s a good thing posters around FR don’t use texting lingo.
GIZZARDS
Fried gizzards with a few packs of Hot Sauce drizzled over them.
Great road snack - finger food with some zip.
Oh, so they’re eviiiiiil rich capitalists too? Double wammy! /sarc
“hard to fathom but we also eat chicken grilled on salads....even with balsamic vinagrette on the side and croutons and sun dried maters and fancy olives and foo foo lettuce that we bought in a pretty containers with hydroponic roots still on it for 5.99....can u believe that?...with our fingers of course and barefoot right after sex with our cousin..behind the house trailer with the pitbulls out front and fighting cock houses dotting the back “yard”....muscle car on blocks..snot running from the kids noses....you get the drift”
We eat the fancy food while sittin’ on the bench car seat that we made into a tree swing. lol
This one was waaaaaay beyond colorful! Thank you, wardaddy. You made me literally LOL. ;o)
BTW, my mother loves the gizzard!
lol
LIGHTEN UP FRANCIS
That was great, wardaddy, but you left out:
Guns
Confederate flags
Guns
Beer or beer cans
Guns
Bass boat in the yard
etc.
BTW, a Chick-Fil-A just opened next to our state university. I plan now to go there weekly. What’ll it be...boycott, or sit-in by angry fags? I’ll bring my own hot sauce, weaponized.
;^)
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