Mister, did you know there’s crack in your crack?
Nothing newsworthy here. I remember back when I was a babycop in the gang unit. I took a Crip gang member and known drug dealer up to the jail. I asked the deputies to conduct a strip search based on his arrest for narcotics violations. Sure enough, when they asked him to bend over and cough they discovered he had keestered a foil pouch with crack in it. Thank God that they had to book the evidence....I still get a laugh out of that....