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My friends, the 9th Circuit Court is quite capable of finding a Wombat from Tasmania eligible to run for President of the United States.
BTW, In addition to being a "Two Citizen Parents Constitutionalist," and a "Birther, " I now announce the founding of the
It has come to my attention, via attorney Hemenway of Hollister v Soetoro, that The Capo Community Organizer has probably been cruising under a name not legally his since 1980 or thereabouts. A peek at the BC's would help.
When the Magic Marxist Mombasa MF was adopted by the Indonesian guy, his name was quite properly and legally changed to Soetoro, or "Soebarkah," or however the Worthy Oriental Gentlemen of Indonesia do the name game. At that time, in the normal course of events, the "Obama" BC, if there actually was one, would have been suppressed, and a brand new one issued with the last name now legally something or other Indonesian. Thence forward, our man was to be known to the world by his Indonesian name, whatever that was. Never did Our Fearlessly Ineligible Leader bother to legally change his name back. He apparently just felt like being African rather than an Indonesian.
Not only that, he told the Bar of the State of Illinois, on their official application that he had "Never used an alias, or a name other than BHO, Jr. (or II, which he also neglected to mention, along with traffic violations and drug use). Affirmative Action doesn't cover that one!
BTW, he "voluntarily" retired from the Illinois Bar. Well at least that's better than Michelle, who was involuntarily suspended by court order!
Ain't this great? He is not the offspring of two citizens, we don't really quite know where he was born, (not that it matters much, with the foreign papa thing), and he's probably using the "Obama" name illegally.
Now this mess is going to the 9th Circuit Court? I already can hear the pitter-patter of little Wombat feet.
Prediction: The 9th Circuit Court will order that BO/BS be carved into Mt. Rushmore, dressed in Kenyan and Indonesian Tribal Garb, and with a plaque in Indonesian, Swahili, (and Spanish, of course). Wouldn't surprise me if the 9th Circuit also orders BO/BS canonized as a Saint.
Wake me when we get back to America, please.