Ok you got Washington shedding a tear after winning Independece after a long hard war and putting together the most important social contract in world history and being sworn in as the first President.
But Boehner cries when the waitress at his favorite restaurant gets his order right.
And I bet Washington never wore a pink tie to a state of the Union Speech.
Liar.
Like it or not, this is what most of the country thinks about Boner.