“I’ll remember that when I see a carnivore with you in it’s mouth. Don’t get me wrong I am a people lover too but if you get caught you lose.”
This is why I declined to go wilderness camping in Yellowstone with the gf’s family. I adamantly refuse to put myself in any situation where I might have to fight a grizzly bear for the toilet paper.
Believe me. There is no place like sleeping at home in you own bed with running water, toilets and heat. It’s the best.