Now if it said “Senator” and “Scotch” it would have been a lock!
Hey Teddy, glad you’re gone....but you have NO RIGHT WHATSOEVER to be stinking up HALLOWED GROUND at Arlington. An unmarked grave in an overgrown cemetery out in the sticks would have been a fitting place for you to feed the bugs until the Rapture.
Unmarked grave?
No...How about an old Buick in a shallow creek.
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