Future Superman comic book story lines:
1) He’s dating Robin behind Batman’s back
2) Sarah Palin is the new Lex Luther and Rush Limbaugh as General Zod
3) He’s a Champion of Wealth redistribution
4) Superman was molested by a Catholic Priest during his Youth
5) Superman’s birth certificate lists Obama Sr as his Dad
6) The Mole People should be listed as Undocumented Aliens
7) Jimmy Olsen is Tranny who got his arse kicked by two black girls in a McDonalds.
8) Lois Lane, the Mother Gaia Radical
9) Perry White owns FoxNews
LOL!