Lets see here....
An asteroid as big as the moon is heading our way.
The aliens are going to beam Obama to planet OBot.
On December 21st 2012 the world will end.
Aliens are about invade and martial law takes effect at midnight Eastern time.
Michelle has a new White House garden.
“CNN: WHITE HOUSE: THIS IS BIG. WILL AFFECT THE WORLD.”
Manchelle plugged up the WH toilet...again!