There once was an over-sexed Lib
Who so very much loved to fib
He was so imprudent
He tweeted a student
With a pic of his thinly veiled nib.
It’s a tiny bulge in underpants
With her goodies he wanted a chance
But that dream is shattered
He’s publicly battered
At the media Weiner now rants
I will tell you what he is doing - the same thing as that other great product of Brooklyn, Woody Allen did, when he was caught with Mia Farrow’s adopted daughter: try to talk and joke his way out of it instead of manning up and admitting the truth. Having been raised in Brooklyn, schmucks such as Allen, Weiner and Charles Schumer deeply embarrass me. Interesting how they cannot protect the women in their lives and, with all their glib remarks, they are ultimately unmanly. A couple of times Weiner was invited to my synagogue. I was very unimpressed.