Time for a list of all the great double entendre headlines for this...
WEINER WON’T BE FRANK
DEMS HAVE HAD ALL THE WEINER THEY CAN STAND
DEMS TIRED OF TAKING WEINER
DEMS CHOKING ON WEINER
WEINER HAS TASTE FOR STRAY BUNS
WEINER IGNORING GIANT SUCKING SOUND
DEM LEADERS HAVE AN ASS FULL OF WEINER
DEM LEADERS CAN’T GET WEINER OFF THEIR MINDS
DEM CAN’T ESCAPE THE SHADOW OF WEINER
DEMS GAGGING ON WEINER
DEMS TRYING TO GET WEINER TO PULL OUT (OF POLITICS)
WEINER’S WIFE CARRYING LITTLE FRANK
WEINER PROCLAIMS INNOCENCE...SAYS EVIDENCE WILL NOT STAND UP IN COURT!