“Goose is very fatty. Bloomberg’s health nazis will never allow this, because it would be like poisoning the homeless.
Just watch — that will be the objection.”
Health departments get very obstreperous about wild fish and game, too. This might work in some places - like Louisiana’s distribution of nutria meat through the prison system - but I doubt this will go forward in NYC.
Nutria = rat, yes? If Sheriff Joe finds out Louisiana's pawning off rat meat on their prisoners, he's going to be greener than his bologna with jealousy.