“[Insert name here] former member of the hacker group known as Lulz Security, was killed today when apparently his brakes failed and he plunged down a sharp embankment into Fool Sucka’s Creek. The vehicle exploded upon impact. Authorities aren’t ruling out foul play, but initial investigations blame faulty equipment for the accident...”
That or “The former head of the hacker group accidentally brutally cut his head off while shaving.”