1. Lose some weight. No one likes a big mouthed, loser, but they like a fat, big mouthed, loser even less.
2. Stop talking. Every time you open your mouth, you seem to reinforce that "loser" image.
3. Stick to what you know. I realize it isn't much, but you could have quite a happy life spending your time coloring and doing "Connect the Dots" puzzles.
4. Get some morals. You'll be a lot less unhappy and diseased if you stop playing the skank.
5. Get some decent clothes. In addition to not playin gthe skank, you have to stop dressing like one.
6. Get an actual job. Even a job cleaning up doggie doo in the local pet store would have more meaning than what you are doing with your life now.
7. Stop trying to ride Daddy's coattails. Those coattails barely cover his behind - they simply can't carry you as well.
Love every single one of them.
And that is why fat chance she’ll take any until it’s way too late for her.