There’s probably a good market for that - I hope. If kids run around instead of sitting at a game console, they can eat anything.
Like "Cheese Nips"? Little yellow slanty-eyed crackers?
Harpies!
Deep fried harp seal crackers!
(All we use are the ears, though. We throw the rest away.)
All the sugar and twice the caffeine!
With GHB, MSG, and BHT IN DA HOUSE!
Seals beaten fresh daily by the spawn of ex-Nazi prison guards and packaged by dancing boys in Afghanistan.
Free LeGBoT doll with each package. It’s a robot doll with a penis that you can shove back up into the body to make a vagina. Comes with a Prius accessory and AIDS test kit.
Squeeze its body and it says “It gets better with Harpies!”
Every nickel of profit goes to white men living in Purchase, NY.
I think this could work. Hits nearly every demographic.
“Times like this, I feel like creating a politically incorrect food brand.”
I have one for you. A true story, I swear — back in the early 1960’s my grandmother used to buy canned oysters — the brand emblazoned in large letters on the label said “Nigger Head” and also featured a respectable picture of a middle-aged black male. It disappeared after the civil rights movements started.