“Now, you want to equate riding a motor cycle on a public road to the right to poop, go ahead!”
I am equating your previous incoherent argument with your present incoherent argument.
Buddy of mine used to say it was better than sex ~ he went on to be an assistant dean at a major university.
You can find any number of gay guys who'll try to argue that sex is just like poop.
Take your tale to a more appropriate venue. I prefer to be intolerant of college deans, and I don't hang around with gays ~ mostly because they can't shut up about what they want to do with their nether regions.
The sole topic here is appropriate behavior on public roads and the right of the owner to set standard rules for their use.