[Nachum]

Oh, this well end well.

[PGR88]

The US Government is giving speculators a chance to short GM stock a second time.

GM has until election day 2012 to get its act together. After that, GM stock will go down the toilet.

[BuffaloJack]

Deag GM.
Your government sponsored cars stink.
Nobody wants them.
Free insurance is just like polishing a turd.
When you’re done, it’s still a turd.

[LurkedLongEnough]

-GM Auto Insurance Claims Best Practices-

Customer calling: Finally! I got a claim.

Claim Rep answering: GM aqui. Imprima al dos. Abren la puerta en Internet. GM es el Guapo! Le siento, pero...

Customer: Huh? My GM car was in an accident. Acci-den-tay.

Claim Rep: No feex. Es mandatorio que Ud. compran un nuevo GM! Abren el Internet. Nuevo autos. GM es el Guapo!

Customer: Hey. Ah, never mind. No puedo ganar! (Hangs up)

Claim Rep: GM aqui, por todo el futuro.

[Wuli]

I have a sister in Oregon.

I ought to have her find me a small apartment to rent in her town; an apartment with a lease that permits a sublease.

Then I could briefly set-up a residence there and buy a new Chevy (not a Volt, sorry GM).

Then I could sublease the apartment, using my sister’s network of friends and church associates, with agreement from that tenant that I will continue to get mail there, which they will forward to me.

At least for one year I’d save about $3 thousand. In the following years just buying Oregon auto insurance instead of New Jersey auto insurance would probably save a mint as well.

[mo]

GM is offering “free insurance”?!!!Heh heh.

WTF?!!!

YOU AND I ARE PAYING THE PREMIUMS OF THOSE DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!

[Caipirabob]

General Motors is offering a year's worth of car insurance along with any new GM car purchased in the states of Washington or Oregon.

Wow! Free insurance? That should make me forget that they share the same political vision as Adolph Hitler...not.

[gathersnomoss]

I am paying for this O’Buthead $hit. Stop this nonsense.

[gathersnomoss]

I am paying for this O’Buthead $hit. Stop this nonsense.