[Servant of the Cross]

Ron Paul would be good haberdasher.

Yes, I can see that. Or a funeral director. Definitely not a cobbler though.

[McGruff]

Question: What do these two men have in common?

Answer: Neither has a chance in hell of being president but their supporters aren't smart enough to realize that.

[ConservativeDude]

Definitely not a cobbler though.”

Man, that’s just plain...mean. Ragging on the guy’s shoes.

(Mean, yes. Accurate...also yes.....).