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Venezuela's Chavez expects chemo or radiation
Associated Press ^
| July 13, 2011
| FABIOLA SANCHEZ
Posted on 07/13/2011 1:15:09 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
CARACAS, Venezuela (AP) -- Nearly two weeks after announcing he has cancer, President Hugo Chavez on Wednesday described a baseball-sized tumor that was removed in surgery and a prognosis that includes chemotherapy or radiation treatment.
Chavez provided his most extensive account to date of his illness, suggesting that difficult months may lie ahead as he anticipates physically taxing treatments while also remaining in the presidency.
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Give him 500X the normal amount of each, hourly for 96 hours straight. That’ll cleanse that chubby, 250-pound marxist cancer off the face of the earth.
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posted on
07/13/2011 1:21:05 PM PDT
by
ScottinVA
(As a party that gives Obama what he wants, what again is the GOP`s 2012 selling point?)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Darn, I thought that knob setting said 5 units of radiation...instead of 5,000.
Silly me.
My bad.
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posted on
07/13/2011 1:23:58 PM PDT
by
Da Coyote
To: Free ThinkerNY
Having received his Last Rites or Extreme Unction as my pious mother referred to it, it reminds me how these bullies and thugs , like his boo Fidel who had a private audience with the Pope, seek the comfort of our Faith when the Reaper rears his ugly head. El Pelon lo llama Don Huguito.
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posted on
07/13/2011 1:28:10 PM PDT
by
Calusa
(The pump don't work cause the vandals took the handles. Quoth Bob Dylan.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Wonder where that lifesaving technology came from?
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posted on
07/13/2011 1:28:10 PM PDT
by
Wage Slave
(Army Mom!)
To: Free ThinkerNY
I hope some of Reagan’s neutron bombs are still around. We could give our good friend radiation to beat the band.
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posted on
07/13/2011 1:28:37 PM PDT
by
RinaseaofDs
(Does beheading qualify as 'breaking my back', in the Jeffersonian sense of the expression?)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Leeches. I recommend leeches.
Leeches, and a good bleeding.
That ought to cover it.
To: Free ThinkerNY
We can hook him up:
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posted on
07/13/2011 1:36:06 PM PDT
by
GenXteacher
(He that hath no stomach for this fight, let him depart!)
To: ScottinVA
How about a plutonium enema?
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posted on
07/13/2011 1:39:14 PM PDT
by
Mr Ramsbotham
(Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
To: ScottinVA
Think they might have an old
Therac-25 down there? It's time we put that thing's unique abilities to good use.
To: Free ThinkerNY
How about a good dose of depleted uranium?
To: The KG9 Kid; Free ThinkerNY
Leeches. I recommend leeches.
Leeches, and a good bleeding.
That ought to cover it.
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To be thorough, I would add a goat’s dung poultice and oleander tisane.
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posted on
07/13/2011 2:52:57 PM PDT
by
Psalm 144
(Voodoo Republicans: Don't read their lips - watch their hands.)
To: Psalm 144
Forsooth, I spy the signs of an evil Gnome dwelling deep within his bowels, feasting on his humors.
Prithee, give me a scalpel that I may excise it posthaste.
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