Good looking cat - nice plush coat!
Our Jake spent the night out in the rain, again, and turned up this morning to say it’s All Our Fault, like we didn’t try to get him to come inside.
Somehow, that reminds me of someone else.
Captain James Hook: No stopping me this time, Smee. This is it. Don't make a move Smee, not a step. My finger's on the trigger. Don't try to stop me, Smee.
Smee: Oh, not again.
Captain James Hook: This is it. Don't try to stop me this time, Smee. Don't try to stop me this time, Smee. Don't you dare try to stop me this time, Smee, try to stop me. Smee, you'd better get up off your ass. Get over here, Smee!
Smee: I'm coming. I'm coming.
Captain James Hook: Stop me! This is not a joke! I'm committing suicide!
[Smee makes the gun go off which aims at the toy ship in the pool model]
Captain James Hook: Don't ever frighten me like that again.
Smee: I'm sorry.
Captain James Hook: What are you? Some kind of a sadist?
Smee: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. How do you feel now?
Note: The part of Captain James Hook was played by Barry O'Bama.
The part of Committing Suicide was played by Raising The Debt Ceiling
And the part of Smee was played by Congress, of course.