who brags about “40 years of pot smoking experience”.
“Experience” is bragging.
People use that word on a job resume.
Calamity, or a word like that, would be much more the case, especially considering the rather poor state your mind is in.
Calamity
1. a great misfortune or disaster, as a flood or serious injury.
Taken out of context and deliberately distorted just like you did with the words "mailing" and "uses." You may be dumb enough to think that works but no one is dumb enough to buy into it. Your out of context literalism is very neurotic.