[jla]

I'd love for this fecker to have his car break down in the general vicinity of your humble abode. Do you suppose any of the neighbors might help ol’ Chris out?

[tal hajus]

Not a Texan but I lived there for a couple of years. If chrissy meets up with some of the Texans I knew he’d find them to be some of the finest people around and would gladly help him in any way they could regardless.