[Mark]

I’d vote for Pee-Wee Herman before that Commie in office now.

[exnavy]

I’m holding my nose to be able to say this, I would vote for Hillary Clintonista before Obamination.

[robowombat]

I would cheerfully vote for my neighbor's Newfoundland dog in place of BO. I know the Newfie is friendly, kind, and would do no harm to the country as he devoted his time to sleeping and playing with ‘his’ children.