[TheConservativeParty]

Hey! Any earthquake tremors out by you?

[Daffynition]

I understand it was crazy here. Neighbors say, stuff fell from their shelves, windows rattled. We were on the road, driving into Hartford when it rumbled through...didn't feel a thing.

You OK?

We're talking about the 'cane a-comin'... there may be time to have the boat pulled. Menfolk are out now until tomorrow, chasing tuna.