Let me guess, you were one of those poor souls so unfortunate as to lose everything—firearms, ammo, etc-—in that boating accident.
Didn’t your parents ever teach you, “Don’t put all your weapons in one boat?” ;-)
Come on. Be fair. Don’t be so presumptuous! This was his second (or third) boating accident!
“Didn’t your parents ever teach you, “Don’t put all your weapons in one boat?”’
Naw, They said somethin’ ‘bout eggs and a basket though.=^D