Actually, the Poser-in-chief is riding a man’s bike with the new styling. I thought bikes like that were womens too, but the salesman at my local shop pointed out the mistake. He still looks like a whimp, regardless.
Yup.
If folks had looked, they’d see the Moose’s bar is curved and dipped dramatically, a la “girl bike”.
Spikes, leather and studs still wouldn’t help O’Sissy look “macho”, though.
Actually,he is riding a unisex or drop-tube bicycle.
http://ridebicycles.myshopify.com/products/20-alpental-unisex-bicycle
For the Metro-sexual beast in him.
That’s the low end grandpa style “comfort bikes” they sell these days. They’re not that comfortable since you can never go anywhere other than city streets with those grandpa bikes.
Sorry, no matter what your bike guru calls it, that kind of bike is a sissy bike . . . always was and always will be . . . they're trying to chickafy the men's bikes now, huh?