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To: McGruff

Rick Perry is pert near a perfect husband, as well as in everything else he does, and noticed that his wife was really whipped from housework.

Their domestic staff had left for the Thinko de Mayo celebrations in Nuevo Laredo ... so he decided to wash his own clothing, particularly his lucky sweatshirt.

He was planning to go to the football game and wanted to be able to remember who to root for.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, “What setting do I use on the washing machine?”

It depends,” she replied. “What does it say on your shirt?”

He yelled back, “TEXAS A&M”.


66 posted on 09/21/2011 8:52:55 AM PDT by tumblindice (Moderates like McCain and Dole do one thing well: dignified concession speeches. M. Steyn)
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To: tumblindice

Cute for someone from podunk who never heard of Perry before he decided to run.

Just another undercover rprunner for cover under Palin’s skirt?


90 posted on 09/21/2011 10:17:44 AM PDT by dusttoyou (paulnutz/bachnutz/palinwishers are wee-weeing all over themselves, Foc nobama)
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