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To: DTxAg
So how many aggies does it really take to screw in a light bulb, is it 8, 9 are 10.
42 posted on 09/27/2011 1:54:11 PM PDT by org.whodat (Just another heartless American, hated by Perry and his fellow democrats.)
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To: org.whodat
So how many aggies does it really take to screw in a light bulb, is it 8, 9 are 10.

12, but 11 are responsible for kicking the heck out of liberals whining that it's an incandescent bulb. ;)
48 posted on 09/27/2011 2:01:21 PM PDT by DTxAg
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To: org.whodat

This Aggie Texican was walking along the Rio Grande at a point where it was a real river, and he hears something, looks across it and there’s a crowd standing on the river bank.

He hears this voice: “Hola! Hola, amigo! Ayudame! How do joo get to alli—to the other side?”

The Aggie sat down and thought about it—he pondered upon it for quite some while—then finally stood up and said, “Amigos, I’m thinkin’ you’re already on the other side.”


58 posted on 09/27/2011 2:24:14 PM PDT by tumblindice (Don't Tread On Me)
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