Instructions for making cheap, durable Cain car-window stickers.
1. In Microsoft Word, write HERMAN CAIN FOR PRESIDENT in 84-pt Calibri Bold, twice on page, taking 4 lines total. Inkjet print.
2. Take the printed page to Staples. Using their paper cutter, cut into two smaller pieces and trim. Have Staples laminate both pieces together on one 8.5x11 page, spacing the two parts so there is some clear border around each. Ask them to split and them trim. Cost: $2.
3. Go to 99 Cents store and get some Velcro spots. Cost: $1.
4. Put Velcro spots near corners of sticker and on window. Remember to match up spots of opposite type (hooks & loops).
You are ready.
For every criminal liberal to vandalize your car.
While I might shoot any liberal I caught vandalizing my car, I can't watch it 24 hours a day. I had my car vandalized in the campaign of 1968, I haven't had a bumper sticker since, you may think that's cowardly of me but I think it's just not worth it. Liberals are vile, It wouldn't even occur to me to trash somebody's car because of a political bumper sticker, no matter how much I disagreed with it.
Oh, by the way, I do put political signs in my yard, I can keep closer watch on them and so far all the morons have managed to do is tear down a few of them. If I catch them at it, there will be a price to pay.
Instructions for making cheap, durable Cain car-window stickers.
Why go to all that trouble. Just go to Cain’s donate website and buy the stickers from his store.