[LostInBayport]

NO ONE is more disappointed than the lawyer Bennett. He was looking at new vacation home from this retainer.

He'll probably hit her with a bill so high she'll have no choice but to sell her story or go broke.

IF she exists.

Or maybe she sat down with her family and friends and got blank looks when she tearfully told them the traumatic story of how Herman Cain told her she was the same height as his wife.

"And then what happened?"

"That's it. The whole devastating experience...sob, sniff."

"Uh...really? That's the harassment?"

"Yes...no, wait! He...gasp, choke...he told me the color I was wearing looked great on me! Oh, the horror, the horror...!"

[Noob1999]

.................He...gasp, choke...he told me the color I was wearing looked great on me! Oh, the horror, the horror...!”

“Well, sweetie, blue looks good on you Monika, but you have this splotch of semen on your dress. Kinda takes away from the allure of your big breasts!”