Ezekiel even included a “/s” tag on his post #3...
Too bad FR got rid of the blink and marquee tags... none of this would have happened! :)
But back to the story... the kid needs real food and exercise, but that’s too “difficult” (especially if he’s been fed mostly frankenfood and exercise equals sets and reps of reaching in the cheezy poofs bag). Instead, the wise govt. will toss him into foster care which will traumatize him into sneaking massive quantities of junk food for comfort.
The war on obesity is designed to create dependent fatties. It’s not the healthy who demand Obamacare, but the sick. Government food guidelines are designed to fatten up the cattle for the slaughter.
This poor kid will be fed lots of govt. approved “heart-healthy” grains and taught to fear steak and eggs. At 300 lbs. he will - shock - require even more helpful intervention.