From the Hawaiian White House, a spokeswoman for Resident Obama issued a thundering rejoiner, “Yassur, yassur, eyes getting outs whiles I kin, massa dinerjacket. Won’t see ol’ ‘Bama round dese here parts no mo, sur. And eyes takin’ dem shiftless wortless gud-fer-nuttin’, no-account sailors, Marines and soldja’s wid me. Yassur.”
Yassur, sho’ don’t wan’ ta cause no trouble round here Mr. Chineeman, eye’s be goin’ now. “feets do yo’ stuff.’’