>>>a shetland once bit a moose on the knee so the shetland could bite my sister first
Didn’t the moose get shot in the knee with an arrow first?
“The part of the moose is played by Marianne Gingrich”
checked with Encyclopedia Brown and NO....to be possible to shoot the moose in the knee with said arrow, it would have to pass thru the ass of the shetland first as the shorter target trajectory would indicate.