[paterfamilias]

GO CHUCK!!!!!!

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris does not sleep.. He waits.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

[LonePalm]

Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate birthdays. Birthdays celebrate Chuck Norris.

Streets look both ways before crossing Chuck Norris.

Alcohol attends Chuck Norris Anonymous meetings.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)