Live Thread: Uncle Sham Wow SOTU Address

Uncle Sham | January 24, 2012 | John W

[Gene Eric]

“I’m shouting because I know you’re falling asleep!!!”

[Boardwalk]

He won’t stop reading! Please make it stop! Its becomming very painful and that is the Won’s plan.

He just said there were 50 Stars on the flag. What about the other 7??

[A CA Guy]

Did he promise to sponsor NAMBLA and the Arab Spring world wide again?

[Fawn]

Excellent synopsis

[Clint N. Suhks]

Koom Bye Yah me lurid, Koom Bye Yah!

[jakerobins]

What is Obama talking about??? Taking credit for Killing Bin Laden...dissing Hillary. Barry is rambling badly....someone strike up the band and get him off the stage! Cue the guy with the hook!

[sinanju]

A cryptic reference to gay soldiers.

And now, he’s covering himself in SEAL glory.

Invoking the Bin Laden killing. Just to make sure we don’t forget that was him in the situation room.

Ooh! Ooh! Now the Kennedyesque finisher!

[Clock King]

Who on earth wrote this speech?! Castro’s speechwriter?

... Ahhh.. finally over!!!!

[Dengar01]

Pander to gays? Check, Pander to Hillary? Check, Lie about the photoshopped “Situation Room”? Check, Continue to use the Osama kill? Check, Ignore the fact that members of that unit were killed in a suspicious helicopter crash?????????

[relee]

..... Has he shut up yet????........ gaaaaaawd I’m already drunk ......

Not yet, but he's yelling louder so it must be close.

[mardi59]

Thank God it’s over. Applause 85 times

[grey_whiskers]

That should be the Saudi king...

And speaking of that, he's praising the Navy Seals who took out bin Laden, except that he forgot that most or all of them or dead, likely betrayed by someone in this Administration.

[tioga]

OVER

[The Wizard]

Thank God It’s Over

[Clint N. Suhks]

THANK GOD IT’S OVER!

[matt04]

Over at 10:16 PM.

[Absolutely Nobama]

Yep.

[Steven Tyler]

0bama= oompa loompa

[Leep]

Did I missed the punch line?

[pulaskibush]

get each other's backs

And we're done.