[crusty old prospector]

I just turned him on to check the skin tone. He is ‘illin.

[Leep]

Obama should have used sock puppets to improve the overall boringness of his speech.

[sinanju]

It’s the damn Hollywood spray-on tan. It’s a well-known fact that makes you look orange.

Now there’s a head-scratcher. A black dude needing a fake tan? Something does not compute. He must be going pale or something.