(you’re gonna let us in if the SHTF, right? I’ll show my FReeper ID, live in our camper and bring cookies)
Here is an interesting question, inspired by you post ...
What is an ideal bug-out location?
No man is an island - humans need sleep, and someone to watch their back.
Perhaps a town of 500 to 2000 people, more or less in farm country? A minimum of 100 miles from a city?
But then, even if you own a place in such a community, you may not be welcome, unless you bring needed skills - a DR., eg, would be welcome anywhere, a tax collector, maybe not.
Food for thought.