What? Are you nuts? We must regulate and drastically reduce the number of Mickey D's locations, limit the number if McNuggets to two per purchase, and only one purchase per month, with a 15 day "cooling off" period. Additionally we should outlaw assault pistol grip hot dogs and assault hamburgers that allow relish and ketchup to be easily attached, and come down hard on straw purchases.
Yeah, and no more hamburger "shows" in those food courts. We can get this under control if we all will just anonymously tip on those McD's that try to skirt the law.