[Uncle Ike]

I just re-read my copy of the Constitution, with special attention to the Bill of Rights -

And I still can’t find the section that says that anyone has the ‘right’ to not be offended...

Don’t buy or consume the products, write a nasty letter to the manufacturer (who, it must be noted, also has no ‘right’ not to be offended..), and even enlist your friends and neighbors (caution - if they don’t agree with you, you may find yourself with fewer friends than you started..)

You have no ‘right’, though, or even any kind of ‘moral leg to stand on, to deprive people who disagree, are not offended, or even *enjoyed* the commercial, of their experience because of your individual sensitivities...

Short version - grow up....

[Tribune7]

And I still can’t find the section that says that anyone has the ‘right’ to not be offended...

If you look real carefully, you'll see that it gives you the right to speak out if you are.