Iran foolishly commits act of war against U.S. in the Gulf.
U.S. declares war with Iran during an election year.
The American people rally around their President during war time and reelect him.
Democrats riding in on Obama’s coat tails take control of both Houses of Congress.
The Iranian people joyously achieve Martyrdom and enter Paradise.
Iran becomes radioactive and uninhabitable for a half life of ten thousand years.
Obama is able to appoint two Supreme Court Justices during his second term.
Obama is declared President for Life.
The American people live happily ever after in total bankruptcy.
The last person on the planet I would want running a war id the Corpseman-in-Chief.