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So did he get the job??
1 posted on 03/02/2012 9:17:41 AM PST by Beaten Valve
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To: Beaten Valve

At least he was on time for the interview. Many of the naked meth-heads that I’ve interviewed can’t make it to the interview on time.

“I’m naked.....I don’t have a watch.”

“Well, use your manhood for a sundial for crying out loud.”

“I tried that, but I was always off by an hour.”


25 posted on 03/02/2012 10:04:15 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Beaten Valve; sit-rep; Squantos; humblegunner; Eaker; shibumi; Salamander
So did he get the job??

Yes. I start Monday.

28 posted on 03/02/2012 10:14:24 AM PST by Larry Lucido (My doctor told me to curtail my Walpoling activities.)
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Type of person you should hire, he was so glade to go to work he forgot to dress.


29 posted on 03/02/2012 10:20:00 AM PST by org.whodat
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A basic question remains: Is there a movie that could be made of this event?


32 posted on 03/02/2012 10:28:54 AM PST by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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So did he get the job??

He's in the White House right now.

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37 posted on 03/02/2012 10:44:07 AM PST by Iron Munro ("Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight he'll just kill you." John Steinbeck)
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Man shows up for job interview naked, high on meth

And demanding that the company provide him free condoms?

38 posted on 03/02/2012 10:48:10 AM PST by lonevoice (Klepto Baracka Marxo, impeach we much.)
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Now that’s what I call, “Thinking outside the box.”


42 posted on 03/02/2012 12:25:35 PM PST by dfwgator (Don't wake up in a roadside ditch. Get rid of Romney.)
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It’s a bold move. Applicants try to make an impression on a prospective employer, and try to get them to remember you over the other applicants. I’d say he succeeded admirably!


44 posted on 03/02/2012 12:35:27 PM PST by Future Snake Eater (Don't stop. Keep moving!)
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To: Beaten Valve; a fool in paradise

Wait just a minute, isn’t that the proper uniform for that trade?


45 posted on 03/02/2012 12:36:50 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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Ya know, the LEO haters should just try doing that job once in a while. It might give them a slight appreciation fow what they put up with.

It’s really too bad that there had to be a female officer trying to subdue the guy.

In my book, taze him.


47 posted on 03/02/2012 1:16:08 PM PST by metmom (For freedom Christ has set us free; stand firm therefore & do not submit again to a yoke of slavery)
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A man showed up for a job interview near Sacramento naked and high on methamphetamine

And he still got elected President of the United States.

48 posted on 03/02/2012 1:29:49 PM PST by Colonel_Flagg (Why, yes. I AM in a bad mood.)
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57 posted on 03/02/2012 9:15:13 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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Interview record:

Appearance: Well groomed. Understated attire.

Communication Skills: Refreshingly open and forthcoming.

Skills: He is certifiable.

Drug test: Not required.

Availability: 3 to 6 months


59 posted on 03/03/2012 1:53:22 PM PST by Rocky (REPEAL IT!)
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