"You know, he manages to stay so hip despite his advanced age and his hair plugs!"
"You know, he has two small children. Wonder if he teaches them to say f***ing in that CUTE way he has? Once upon a f***ing time?"
"He so funny! Let me share my favorite of his hilarious youtube exerpts! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL-XO0wHG_4 Now, go show that to your teenaged kids..."
Sadly I actually want to keep these people as friends. But I am laughing and you are dead right!