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To: Red Steel

"Hi there y'all. My name is Mitt Romney and I'm fixin' to be y'all president. Now Ann and I, we jus' plain ole folks from over up yonder in Massachusetts. Don't y'all be confusing us with all them city slickers up there. No sir! When I was governah up there, I went ahead and set those yankees straight. Why I was jus' tellin' Ann at the Waffle House this morning the story of how I almost run Ted Kennedy over with my pickup truck..."

34 posted on 03/09/2012 3:01:30 PM PST by SamAdams76 (I am 66 days away from outliving Phil Hartman)
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To: SamAdams76

Well, if Mitt had run down Teddy, he might get a few more votes.


35 posted on 03/09/2012 3:07:49 PM PST by rightly_dividing (You cannot put a gun rack in a Volt !)
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To: SamAdams76

Re: Post #34...

One of the figures in that photo looks like a deer caught in the headlights....can’t really decide which one, though.


37 posted on 03/09/2012 3:16:56 PM PST by Donkey Odious (I can explain it to you. I can't understand it for you.)
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To: SamAdams76

Im voting for the deer..


45 posted on 03/09/2012 3:37:38 PM PST by Tennessee Nana (Why should I vote for Bishop Romney when he hates me because I am a Christian)
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