You just don’t follow the reasoning.
As Secretary Clinton recently announced, gay rights are human rights, and human rights are gay rights, she writes. As such, I respectfully request that NYU remove Chick-fil-A from campus.
See? Hillary said so, that’s why. Duh!
And polygamy rights, and baby-killer rights, and animal rights, and bestiality rights, and pederasty rights, and serial killer rights...
Hey! Ax murderers are people too...they can't help themselves, they were born that way!