Ever been off shore? Sounds like you need some classes! Do you even know how they drill out there?
Dude, like heck yeah. I need some classes. Like Drilling 101. Or maybe Offshore Hole Digging for Dummies. I once swam in the ocean but I got skeered when I saw some jellyfish and hurried back to the safety of the shore. Does that count as going offshore? Ever been to the Biltmore? I really liked the bowling alley.