[count-your-change]

The t.v. in my room may already be spying on me. It has a little red light that never goes off and calls me ‘Dave’ when it talks to me.
The government doctor says this would be normal....if I actually owned a t.v.
Do you think it's the Culinary Institute of America trying to steal my secret recipes?

[quickquiver]

Red scanner lasers! The clerk at QT scanned me last night.